Anonymously tell me your assumptions about me and I’ll confirm or deny them.

(Source: personablesmile, via justmeinblogform)

sanctifymyheart:

So very thankful to serve a God who is patient with my struggles, gracious with my failures, and loving towards me always.

(via howhelov3s)

lunchbox-philosopher:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

everyone stop this is my new favorite joke ever

(via holyninjacakes)

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

(via hilarious-loser)

Why couldn’t the last five books of the Old Testament be easy to pronounce so when I try and sing them in a song to memorize the books of the old testament I’m not like “habzephanhaggzechar MALACHI.”

Lord, I need You, oh, I need You
Every hour I need You
My one defense, my righteousness
Oh God, how I need You<3

dorkball-mcgee:

dorkball-mcgee:

Why did Stan Lee make a cameo in The Princess Diaries 2? Was this foreshadowing Disney buying Marvel? Is Princess Mia going to be an Avenger? So many questions

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In case you though I was joking

(via jellybeanhero)