Anonymously tell me your assumptions about me and I’ll confirm or deny them.
So very thankful to serve a God who is patient with my struggles, gracious with my failures, and loving towards me always.
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean
everyone stop this is my new favorite joke ever
remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe
and london was smart
and maddie was dumb
and esteban was a woman
so basically they were their stereotypes
Why couldn’t the last five books of the Old Testament be easy to pronounce so when I try and sing them in a song to memorize the books of the old testament I’m not like “habzephanhaggzechar MALACHI.”
Lord, I need You, oh, I need You
Every hour I need You
My one defense, my righteousness
Oh God, how I need You<3
Why did Stan Lee make a cameo in The Princess Diaries 2? Was this foreshadowing Disney buying Marvel? Is Princess Mia going to be an Avenger? So many questions
In case you though I was joking